March 2012
February 2012
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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tiraynan:
eddie—vedder:
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omg this just made my night
fdkjglslg i can’t breathe.
I… what?!
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pitbull: *repeats same word 30 times straight*
other artist: sings chorus
pitbull: *says something in spanish*
*song ends*
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CBS casts a woman as John Watson
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wow this is really lovely and by lovely I mean disappointing
There’s so much internalized misogyny on tumblr that it makes me physically sick sometimes, and I see it most often…
FUCK thornmallow could not have said that any better,
okay
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Watson is a guy, they...
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angryblackman:
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Calm down Mary.
Edit after watching it all: *insert crying MLK*
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Here are some things that I’ve wanted to happen in a Pokemon Game for a LOONG time.
Being able to start in Kanto and go to different regions. After beating one region, you get the option of picking ONE Pokemon to bring with you to the next, and are able to obtain one of that region’s starters through various means. Experience...
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chomskiii:
iamthedeadpool:
the-goddamn-batmanny:
Here are some things that I’ve wanted to happen in a Pokemon Game for a LOONG time.
Being able to start in Kanto and go to different regions. After beating one region, you get the option of picking ONE Pokemon to bring with…
My Chemical Romance: If there's a place that I could be then I'd be another memory. Can I be the only hope for you? Because you're the only hope for me
Green Day: Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars. Drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are
Blink 182: Are you afraid of being alone? Cause I am, I'm lost without you, are you afraid of leaving tonight? Cause I am, I'm lost without you
All Time Low: Your love is the barrel of a gun, so tell me, am I on the right end? I could be nothing but a memory to you, don't let this memory fade away
A Day To Remember: It's Monday morning and I would kill for a chance to drive. Get so far away from here with you my dear, that I'll never leave your side
The Maine: I'm sorry, I'm not what you wanted, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I let you down and I could use some poor excuse 'cause the hardest thing to say,it's the hardest thing to say in the world, I'm sorry
Nevershoutnever: I love you five times more than any boy from before, 'cause all they really cared about was weather you put out. And I truly believe, that this love could be.
Bring Me The Horizon: I won't give up on you, These scars won't tear us apart. So don't give up on me, it's not too late for us. And I'll save you from yourself
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
Me - and here, kids, is what we call musical bias.
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