notstalkingyou:

ryoflame:

flutterbygarden:

sylverlining:

So, studies have proven that rats laugh when you tickle them. (I want to be on the staff for one of those studies! PROFESSIONAL RAT-TICKLER :D) And now they cuddle tiny teddy bears. Rats, you are wonderful.

Could you imagine putting that on an application for a job?

“Your work experience says you were a professional rat tickler”

“Yes, that it true”

“That sounds like a fetish. We’ll call you”

(via velvet-worm)